Emmm, Well Ya See...

I have an interview tomorrow, and considering what they could potentially be paying me, I am going to have to decline the beckoning outrages that dot the cultural landscape, in favor of a good night's sleep.

Keep coming, if for no other reason than I said so.

What? The Jedi mind trick doesn't work over the web? Oh.

Well, it's still good advice. So don't say I never gave you anything.